virus alert/joke

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by sparkie (the hilljack) on Saturday, 18-Dec-2004 18:31:04

If you receive an email entitled "Bedtimes" delete it IMMEDIATELY. Do not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase everything
on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer.

It demagnetizes the strips on ALL of your credit cards. It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR, and uses subspace field
harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play. It will program your phone auto dial to call only 0898 numbers.

This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank.

IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING.

It will drink ALL your beer.

FOR GOODNESS SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING??

It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are expecting company. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine. If
the "Bedtimes" message opened in a Windows 2000+ environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to
a full bathtub.

It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, it will also refill your skim milk with whole milk.

******* WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN. *******

And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds, you'll fart so hard that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in front of you, sending
sparks that will ignite the person nearest you.

Post 2 by Big Pawed Bear (letting his paws be his guide.) on Saturday, 18-Dec-2004 18:36:33

where the hell did you find that one?

Post 3 by Jess227 on Thursday, 06-Jan-2005 22:36:40

Yeah I'd like to know where you got that one. LOL for a momment there I thought you were telling us there was a virus on the loose :) when really it's just a joke.

Post 4 by Jess227 on Thursday, 06-Jan-2005 22:37:09

Yeah I'd like to know where you got that one. LOL for a momment there I thought you were telling us there was a virus on the loose :) when really it's just a joke.

Post 5 by louiano (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Friday, 07-Jan-2005 9:34:15

lol isn't that in the joke board? well ah, I don't believe viruses are for scaring people, i think they are for a darn business reasons

Post 6 by alison (my ISP would be out of business if it wasn't for this haven I live at) on Friday, 07-Jan-2005 9:56:43

lol! O yeah, we won't like it when someone comes out with a virus like that!

Post 7 by Caitlin (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Saturday, 08-Jan-2005 15:47:52

Hehehhe this cracks me up! Hehehhehehee! Where on Earth did you find it?
Caitlin

Post 8 by Eponine (If you find a rare Gem, hold it tightly!) on Thursday, 13-Jan-2005 20:26:25

That was too good. I need to get a copy some how. LOL

Post 9 by Caitlin (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Saturday, 15-Jan-2005 1:52:50

I seriously love this. Where did yo ufind it? Lol.

Post 10 by Caitlin (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Saturday, 15-Jan-2005 1:53:02

I know I already posted but I had to reiterate.

Post 11 by sparkie (the hilljack) on Saturday, 15-Jan-2005 13:52:50

Glad you all liked it. I found it on someones live journal.
Troy